Final sea monkey update: A small wake was held today in classroom ###. Tragically, the surviving two sea monkeys did not in fact repopulate the earth, but instead died when I over fed them. Those who loved them paid homage by writing up a scienific report complete with creepy little RIP headstones that will surely cause any administrator who passes them to judge me on at least some level, a hypothesis, predictions and the tragic conclusion.
I did not include the unintended variable of me being a dumb a** in the report, but let them think the sea monkeys died due to said water purity issue. I am living outside of the law, some might say.
